Mary Phillips-Sandy

From now on I am going to write this in my bio:
Mary Phillips-Sandy divides her time between Portland, Maine; New York City; Los Angeles; Krakow; and maritime Canada.
I have decided there is no good reason why the division of time must be limited to present time at the exclusion of past time, future time, hypothetical [...]

Dear newspaper of record,
1. How about next time there is a two-page researched story about the First Lady and her impact on the nation, it goes in the politics section, not the fashion and style section? Also how about it is something she said or did, not something that is affixed to her body?
2. How [...]

Note 1: Skipped yoga. Nobody understands me.
Note 2: Sonic Youth autographed that guitar behind me. Why doesn’t anyone understand?

It is quite another thing to invade my space while clutching Secrets of the Code, hardcover edition, bookmarked with neon green yarn.

Merlin was $400 off at Marden’s.

IRREGARDLESS

Today is my mom’s birthday. No matter how old she gets, this will always be my favorite picture of her.

It was taken on the Upper West Side, sometime in the 1950s, when itinerant “pony men” roamed the streets of the Upper West Side, for photo ops.
I can’t even begin to fathom how marvelous that must [...]

In this day and age it’s just good sense to own yourfullname.com. Even though, I realize, my full name is long and burdened with double consonants.
At least I left the hyphen out, for your convenience.