Mary Phillips-Sandy

Man oh man, what a month. Sickness, death and packing tape, and — most recently — a fateful combination of bike + steep hill + pothole + blue Toyota + concrete + my face. Settle down, I typed ‘fateful’ not ‘fatal,’ and the ER doc gave me a handy list of brain damage symptoms to [...]

Earlier today I posted this Sarah Palin tribute video over at Indecision, and yes I watched the whole thing, sober, before breakfast, because that’s just the kind of dedication I bring to my job. Something about the video seemed strange yet familiar, aside from Sarah Palin talking, but I couldn’t put my finger on it [...]

It’s hard to see at this size, but one of those signs says “grilled chicken.” I can’t muster the energy to get worked up about “illegals,” but I do think that people who order grilled chicken at a place like this should be deported, maybe from the planet.

This is someone Facebook just suggested I “may know.”

I did not click any further, for fear of rending the space-time continuum.

Let us hope that whoever registered this domain a few weeks ago plans to build a vast online repository of M.Ba’s “wingnut moments.” Let us hope that’s all it is.

Speaking of which, have you noticed what happens if you visit PalinBachmann2012.com?

This sentence was just a lose-lose situation from the outset, comma-wise.

Via the local paper, obvs.

The intrepid executive editor of Fox News read an entire United Nations report, so you don’t have to, and I read the intrepid executive editor of Fox News’s report on the United Nations report, also so you don’t have to.
You’re welcome…
A United Nations document on “climate change” that will be distributed to a major environmental [...]

1 spoonful peanut butter (chunky)
2 shots vodka mixed with 1 packet Emergen-C (acai berry) (yuppie!) in a glass of ice water
Or, This is how you know today was the day you got laid off from the blog you love writing for, and also your other job is ending in three weeks, and your other editor [...]

Via the brother…