These are my favorites.

For Brian, who requested John Sununu:

Regardless Of Your Political Affiliation, I Think You Can Agree That It Was Mighty Big of John Sununu to Shave His Head in Solidarity With Arlen Specter, Who Was Undergoing Cancer Treatment in 2005
Clippers buzzing close.
Take a moment to reflect.
I hate Bill Clinton.

For Mr. Earfarm, who requested Andrew Johnson:

Controversial President Andrew Johnson Stands Defiant, Drunk, and Angry
Fine. Critishhiiize me.
Bring [hic] bills of impeachment.
I’ll have you all hung.

*Note regarding historical accuracy: this haiku is a conflation of the true-life events in which vice-president Johnson got drunk on inauguration day; called for the hanging of Thomas Jefferson; and, as president, was subjected to two impeachment attempts.

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• …and so much more!

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Joe Biden Announces $1.3 Billion for Amtrak, Because What Else is He Gonna Do?
Tune in to See Ben Bernanke Destroy the Economy This Weekend
There’s Only One Explanation for Michael Steele’s (Pro?) Choice of Words
Hackers Breach Norm Coleman’s Back End, Steal Donor Data
John Edwards Gives College Students a Lesson in Morality
David Vitter’s Airport Rage a Refreshing Change from His Senate Rage
Congress Wins One for the Gipper
Ben Bernanke Drags His Walrus Out Again
Religionless Americans Increasingly Heathenish, New Study Finds
Let Banks Fail So John McCain Feels Less Alone
Barack Obama is Such a Lousy Cheapskate
Brad Pitt’s Visit to DC the Most Exciting Thing to Happen to DC Since George Clooney
Having Nothing Better to Do, Joe the Plumber Sues Unemployed People
Add As Friend: Vivek Kundra, Barack Obama’s E-Czar of Technology
How Your Rush Limbaugh Sausage Gets Made

Well, that was epic.

Tim Kaine Will Make You Regret Giving Barack Obama Your Email Address

In Which Barack Obama Asks George W. Bush to Ask Congress for the Rest of the Bailout Funds

100 Things Americans (Who Don’t Work for the Bush Administration) May Not Know About the Bush Administration

You Probably Don’t Have Tickets to Barack Obama’s Inaugural Parade

TARP Oversight Panel Overlooks Underpants Gnomes Theory

Michelle Obama’s Change of Clothes We Can Believe In

Joe the Plumber Fights for Sixteen Minutes in a War Zone

George W. Bush Hails Environmental Hero George W. Bush

Barack Obama’s Lethal Solution for Pork Barrel Excess

Laura Bush to Write Tell-Some Memoir

Roland Burris is Going to Washington Because God Said So

D.C. Inauguration Security: $28 Million. Souvenir Scarf: Priceless

Bristol Palin Baby Photos Worth $300,000

Treasury Kicks GMAC’s Tires, Offers $6 Billion

Chip Saltsman’s “Barack the Magic Negro” CD Not What Republicans Wanted for Christmas

Let’s All Ignore the Fact that Third Quarter GDP Was Down

Some Women Find Barack Obama’s Cabinet Picks Too Ballsy

Joe Biden Hasn’t Resigned from the Senate, but He Did Sign a Secret Promise Note

Congress Stimulates Congressional Economy with 2009 Pay Raises