Mary Phillips-Sandy

I wanted to thank some friends who navigated the painfully-slow Webby Awards voting page in order to vote for Indecision. And nothing says thank you like original haiku about politicians, especially when they are historically accurate!
These are my favorites.
For Brian, who requested John Sununu:
Regardless Of Your Political Affiliation, I Think You Can Agree That It [...]

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Drama.
Catharsis.
Poems.
Hard-hitting live reports.
Matt Tobey’s Dennis [...]

Last Indecision roundup from me for a while, my friends. Corporate overlords willin’ and the crick don’t rise, I’ll get back in the saddle this summer, but no matter what happens, I’ll always be your hyphenated man-hater. xoxo.
Joe Biden Announces $1.3 Billion for Amtrak, Because What Else is He Gonna Do?
Tune in to See Ben [...]

Hey Kids, Your Economic Recovery Decoder Ring is in the Mail
Ask Ben Bernanke a Simple Question, Ben Bernanke Gives You a Simple Hey Look at That Walrus
Bobby Jindal Speaks Out About Bobby Jindal’s Speech
No Fun with Numbers: Dow Jones Below 7,000
Mitt Romney Sweeps CPAC Straw Poll Like the Winning Machine He Is
Stimulus Pork Has John [...]

You’re Invited to Bobby Jindal’s Super Sweet Sixteen!
Will You Be Watching Barack Obama’s Speech With a Red Pen?
Something Something Citigroup Nationalization Something! Something Probably Bad!
There’s Really No Need to Worry About This $1.3 Trillion Deficit
John McCain Has Terrifying News for the Folks Back Home
Bad News Canadians, I Think President Obama Lied to You
Canadians Welcome Barack [...]

Dick Cheney Can’t Quit You, Fearmongering
New Executive Compensation Limits Will End Corporate Greed Forever
John McCain Promotes Bipartisan Cooperation by Ranting on the Internet
Judd Gregg Will Destroy the Commerce Department from the Inside
War With Canada Over Crack Cocaine in Obama’s Stimulus Bill?
Representation Without Taxation: Et Tu, Tom Daschle?
Barack Obama Wants You to Throw the Worst Party [...]

Sarah Palin’s PAC-ing Heat, Gunning for 2012?Confirmed: Tax Hack Timothy Geithner is Your New Treasury SecretaryJoe Biden Liberates Google Maps from Dick Cheney’s Pixelated OppressionDear Sir/Madam: Increase the Size of Your Stimulus Package at Recovery.govHillary Clinton Undermines American Diplomacy with Just Two WordsPresident John McCain Has Some Advice for That Guy Barack ObamaBarack Obama’s Team [...]

Sarah Palin’s Thoughts on Blogging
Tim Kaine Will Make You Regret Giving Barack Obama Your Email Address
In Which Barack Obama Asks George W. Bush to Ask Congress for the Rest of the Bailout Funds
100 Things Americans (Who Don’t Work for the Bush Administration) May Not Know About the Bush Administration
You Probably Don’t Have Tickets to Barack [...]

Canadian Conspiracy to Keep Barack Obama from Blair House? Indecision Exclusive!
George W. Bush Hails Environmental Hero George W. Bush
Barack Obama’s Lethal Solution for Pork Barrel Excess
Laura Bush to Write Tell-Some Memoir
Roland Burris is Going to Washington Because God Said So
D.C. Inauguration Security: $28 Million. Souvenir Scarf: Priceless
Bristol Palin Baby Photos Worth $300,000
Treasury Kicks GMAC’s Tires, [...]

Crazy (?) Russian Professor Predicts the United States Will Disintegrate in 2010
Chip Saltsman’s “Barack the Magic Negro” CD Not What Republicans Wanted for Christmas
Let’s All Ignore the Fact that Third Quarter GDP Was Down
Some Women Find Barack Obama’s Cabinet Picks Too Ballsy
Joe Biden Hasn’t Resigned from the Senate, but He Did Sign a Secret Promise [...]