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I wanted to thank some friends who navigated the painfully-slow Webby Awards voting page in order to vote for Indecision. And nothing says thank you like original haiku about politicians, especially when they are historically accurate! These are my favorites. For Brian, who requested John Sununu: Regardless Of Your Political Affiliation, I Think You Can [...]

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Last Indecision roundup from me for a while, my friends. Corporate overlords willin’ and the crick don’t rise, I’ll get back in the saddle this summer, but no matter what happens, I’ll always be your hyphenated man-hater. xoxo. Joe Biden Announces $1.3 Billion for Amtrak, Because What Else is He Gonna Do? Tune in to [...]

Hey Kids, Your Economic Recovery Decoder Ring is in the Mail Ask Ben Bernanke a Simple Question, Ben Bernanke Gives You a Simple Hey Look at That Walrus Bobby Jindal Speaks Out About Bobby Jindal’s Speech No Fun with Numbers: Dow Jones Below 7,000 Mitt Romney Sweeps CPAC Straw Poll Like the Winning Machine He [...]

You’re Invited to Bobby Jindal’s Super Sweet Sixteen! Will You Be Watching Barack Obama’s Speech With a Red Pen? Something Something Citigroup Nationalization Something! Something Probably Bad! There’s Really No Need to Worry About This $1.3 Trillion Deficit John McCain Has Terrifying News for the Folks Back Home Bad News Canadians, I Think President Obama [...]

Dick Cheney Can’t Quit You, Fearmongering New Executive Compensation Limits Will End Corporate Greed Forever John McCain Promotes Bipartisan Cooperation by Ranting on the Internet Judd Gregg Will Destroy the Commerce Department from the Inside War With Canada Over Crack Cocaine in Obama’s Stimulus Bill? Representation Without Taxation: Et Tu, Tom Daschle? Barack Obama Wants [...]

Sarah Palin’s PAC-ing Heat, Gunning for 2012?Confirmed: Tax Hack Timothy Geithner is Your New Treasury SecretaryJoe Biden Liberates Google Maps from Dick Cheney’s Pixelated OppressionDear Sir/Madam: Increase the Size of Your Stimulus Package at Recovery.govHillary Clinton Undermines American Diplomacy with Just Two WordsPresident John McCain Has Some Advice for That Guy Barack ObamaBarack Obama’s Team [...]

Sarah Palin’s Thoughts on Blogging Tim Kaine Will Make You Regret Giving Barack Obama Your Email Address In Which Barack Obama Asks George W. Bush to Ask Congress for the Rest of the Bailout Funds 100 Things Americans (Who Don’t Work for the Bush Administration) May Not Know About the Bush Administration You Probably Don’t [...]

Canadian Conspiracy to Keep Barack Obama from Blair House? Indecision Exclusive! George W. Bush Hails Environmental Hero George W. Bush Barack Obama’s Lethal Solution for Pork Barrel Excess Laura Bush to Write Tell-Some Memoir Roland Burris is Going to Washington Because God Said So D.C. Inauguration Security: $28 Million. Souvenir Scarf: Priceless Bristol Palin Baby [...]

Crazy (?) Russian Professor Predicts the United States Will Disintegrate in 2010 Chip Saltsman’s “Barack the Magic Negro” CD Not What Republicans Wanted for Christmas Let’s All Ignore the Fact that Third Quarter GDP Was Down Some Women Find Barack Obama’s Cabinet Picks Too Ballsy Joe Biden Hasn’t Resigned from the Senate, but He Did [...]