Mary Phillips-Sandy lives here.

Dirigo!

I thought this was obvious. Apparently it’s just me.

Y’all, I’m tired to the bone so I’m just going to be lazy and put up this here video from Funny or Die. Related: once upon a time I helped start a film festival. Tomorrow evening I’m introducing a movie at another film festival, on behalf of my film festival. That should be fun and [...]

!!!!1!!!!!!!!!! SEN. CHARLES GRASSLEY, R-IOWA: The first thing that would make me feel a little bit better towards them, if they had followed the Japanese example and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say, “I’m sorry,” and then either do one of two things, resign or go commit suicide. CHUCK [...]

Right now, honestly: 1 part orange juice to 4 parts water, room temperature (cold things hurt) Rite-Aid brand “Non-Drowsy Head Congestion Cold DayTime [sic] Severe Caplets” My inhaler, or “puffer,” or “lung crutch” Kombucha, not that I’ve been able to find the kind I like in this fungusforsaken town, making do with some weaksauce oversweetened [...]

That’s my deep thought of the day, I guess.

Here is some content I’ve licensed from my own Flickr page. Enjoy! Someday I will lure the neighborhood children to my porch and say “Eeehhhh whippersnappers! Let me tell you! I remember a time when gas was just $3.35 a gallon!” And the neighborhood children will roll their eyes at me as they cruise away [...]