Comments on: That list of people I’d like to punch in a bar

By: carrie

carrie — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:53:15 +0000

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Also Will Smith. I truly despise that man.

By: carolyn

carolyn — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:41:16 +0000

i don’t think anyone should punch sufjan stevens, not even in a nice way. he looks frail to me. you could have broken him.

and in case you were wondering I would want to punch eminem because i’m tired of people asking if i’ve met him so if i did and i punched him i’d beable to answer, “Yeah I met him, with my fist!” and then those people would leave me alone.

By: Mary

Mary — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:56:07 +0000

How do you even know what Simon Cowell’s wife’s voice sounds like?

Plus: Simon Cowell has a wife?

By: therese

therese — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:35:06 +0000

what about Simon Cowell’s wife’s VOICE? not actually her. is that allowed?

By: Annie Choi

Annie Choi — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:05:47 +0000

Sadly I’d have to punch you if I saw you in a bar, even in the 90s. We can still be friends though.

By: Mary

Mary — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:02:03 +0000

Ooh, excellent suggestions. Gwenyth especially, her with her GOOPs and her colon cleanses and what-not.

I will admit I have appeared in public in a leotard (with flannel shirt, cutoffs, Doc Martens), but that was the nineties and that was different and I haven’t done it since.

By: Annie Choi

Annie Choi — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 16:46:32 +0000

I would add Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin (together, or separately, but together is more convenient).

Also Sting, probably Tim Robbins, girls who wear leotards at a bar, men who frost their tips.

Zooey Deschannel is engaged to dude from Death Cab, maybe you should punch him too.