Mary Phillips-Sandy

File under: personal heroes.

Arlen Specter did a thing! This thing! Okay, this thing. Sorry, no time for jokes! Hurry hurry! Reax! Get in front! We need an angle! Gotta own the morning! Also the afternoon and the evening and that eerie time when you can’t fall asleep and the sunrise is precisely three hours away! (That is the [...]

What is it about Tim Geithner that makes everybody grab for copies of the founding documents? Is it his puckish eyebrows? His haircuts from Felix? His cozy camaraderie with Citigroup? Who the hell knows?
At any rate, this is the wrong way to wave the Constitution at Tim. If you recall.
And this is the right way…
It [...]

I would read that book again and again and again and again.

Well well, look what we have here!

Used car salesman: Anything particular you’d like to avoid?
Me: Anything domestic.
Used car salesman: Oh, sure.

(Never driven a Honda, but this ad is adorbs.)

I wanted to thank some friends who navigated the painfully-slow Webby Awards voting page in order to vote for Indecision. And nothing says thank you like original haiku about politicians, especially when they are historically accurate!
These are my favorites.
For Brian, who requested John Sununu:
Regardless Of Your Political Affiliation, I Think You Can Agree That It [...]

Indecision has been nominated for a Webby Award!
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Why vote for Indy? Because we brought you…

Drama.
Catharsis.
Poems.
Hard-hitting live reports.
Matt Tobey’s Dennis [...]