Right now, honestly:

• 1 part orange juice to 4 parts water, room temperature (cold things hurt)
• Rite-Aid brand “Non-Drowsy Head Congestion Cold DayTime [sic] Severe Caplets”
• My inhaler, or “puffer,” or “lung crutch”
• Kombucha, not that I’ve been able to find the kind I like in this fungusforsaken town, making do with some weaksauce oversweetened junk
• ARS, first into the breach with the AIG bonus apologia! Maybe first? Too sick/tired to check timestamps, let alone deconstruct. Best part, though: Must retain these employees b/c otherwise they will trade against AIG’s book, because “they know how bad it is.” (No other advantage-seeking humans, on earth, could possibly know this.) But if we chain these people, these specific loser people, to their desks at AIG they will decide to help fix the mess they created because out of the goodness of their ?????. Anyway, whatever, point/counterpoint. Bottom line, $165 million in bonuses is hardly “staggering,” ARS, and you know it.
• This: