Last Indecision roundup from me for a while, my friends. Corporate overlords willin’ and the crick don’t rise, I’ll get back in the saddle this summer, but no matter what happens, I’ll always be your hyphenated man-hater. xoxo.

Joe Biden Announces $1.3 Billion for Amtrak, Because What Else is He Gonna Do?
Tune in to See Ben Bernanke Destroy the Economy This Weekend
There’s Only One Explanation for Michael Steele’s (Pro?) Choice of Words
Hackers Breach Norm Coleman’s Back End, Steal Donor Data
John Edwards Gives College Students a Lesson in Morality
David Vitter’s Airport Rage a Refreshing Change from His Senate Rage
Congress Wins One for the Gipper
Ben Bernanke Drags His Walrus Out Again
Religionless Americans Increasingly Heathenish, New Study Finds
Let Banks Fail So John McCain Feels Less Alone
Barack Obama is Such a Lousy Cheapskate
Brad Pitt’s Visit to DC the Most Exciting Thing to Happen to DC Since George Clooney
Having Nothing Better to Do, Joe the Plumber Sues Unemployed People
Add As Friend: Vivek Kundra, Barack Obama’s E-Czar of Technology
How Your Rush Limbaugh Sausage Gets Made