Your New Year’s resolutions

By Mary on Monday, Jan 5, 2009 in a worthy ponder, lists

  1. Don’t be catty with people who post New Year’s resolutions a week after the new year starts.
  2. Don’t be catty with people who post New Year’s resolutions for you. They are just trying to be helpful.
  3. Get a library card if you don’t have one. Use it! Also, have a conversation with the librarians while you’re checking out.
  4. Spend more time in boats.
  5. Maybe it is time to be less discerning.
  6. It is definitely time to leave fewer stupid comments on the internet/read fewer stupid comments on the internet. There are so many smart things on the internet; why bother?
  7. More like this:

    8. The view from Mackworth Island

  8. Eat good bread. Do not waste any stomach space on sub-par bread. It is worth learning to make good bread yourself.
  9. Return that phone call.
  10. The bcc function: either use it properly or stop emailing people. Period. It is 2009. We don’t have time for this any more.

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