Several things I love about America
By Mary on Friday, Jul 3, 2009 in a worthy ponder, approved, cheap distraction, lists, the meaning of christmas | 0 Comments

…identify ‘em all and I’ll buy you a hot dog and a box of sparklers.
In a few words, explain what this bog is about
By Mary on Friday, Jul 3, 2009 in a worthy ponder, approved, cheap distraction, lists, the meaning of christmas | 0 Comments

…identify ‘em all and I’ll buy you a hot dog and a box of sparklers.
By Mary on Thursday, Jul 2, 2009 in approved, music | 2 Comments
…more?
By Mary on Wednesday, Jul 1, 2009 in approved, cooking | 0 Comments
Step 1. Fly to New York City. After dropping your bags in Cobble Hill, take the train to Williamsburg and get off at Bedford Avenue. Meander north to Greenpoint, making your way past the lofty glass condos that replaced your old block, through the once-weedy park that is now home to cultivated trees and popular music events. Experience a small thrill upon seeing the first apteka sign; think back to your arrival in Krakow and the excitement of tasting new words, bar mleczny and przepraszam. Make your way to the Polish liquor store on the corner by the Greenpoint Ave. G stop. Purchase a bottle of Żubrówka, also known as ‘bison grass vodka.’ Wrap it carefully in a pair of jeans, place it in a duffel bag, and check it at the airport when you fly home.

By Mary on Tuesday, Jun 30, 2009 in lists, report from the field | 0 Comments
…or, “My best friend got married in New York City this weekend and the only pictures I took were of street detritus and the subway.”

Q: Why isn’t the train coming? What do I do? What’s going on?
A: Deal with it.
By Mary on Thursday, Jun 25, 2009 in a worthy ponder, approved, hail hail | 0 Comments
…it’s not my favorite skyscraper, it’s not the roof of the Met, it’s not the bridges, it’s not the statuary. Mostly it’s the bleary light on the tiles and the free papers in the gutter and the sharp smell of dyed carnations. It’s the traffic island at the mouth of Second Avenue and the sensation of giving yourself over to other people’s movement.
My point is, New York, I’ll see you tomorrow. It’s been a while and I want to get real mundane with you.
By Mary on Wednesday, Jun 24, 2009 in approved, internet, lists, reading, the meaning of christmas | 1 Comment
Item! Carrie Tryharder is running a sweet summer contest, and you have until Friday, July 3 to enter.
Details are as follows:
The task: Turn this spam headline into something entertaining: Police end funereal striptease acts.
The format: Short story, comic, photo essay, pop tune, whatever, as long as it is bloggable
The prize: A box of awesome from tryharderland sent straight to your door!
The deadline: Friday, July 3
Want to enter? Of course you do. Go here.
Item! Tri-named virtuoso John Dermot Woods has a sweet offer for those who pre-order his forthcoming novel by July 15.
Details go a little something like this:
My novel (with drawings), The Complete Collection of people, places & things, is being published by BlazeVOX Books next month. To celebrate we’re offering the book for $12 with free shipping (that’s 25% off) to everyone who pre-orders by July 15. AND, the first 50 people who order will also receive:
- a signed and numbered silkscreen print, to commemorate the book’s release
- a personalized copy with a signed, limited edition book plate
Take advantage of John’s generosity right here.
Item! I once played a newsboy in a production of Irwin Shaw’s Bury the Dead. My only line was “Extry, extry, read all about it!”
Delivered with gusto, and a little tweed cap.
By Mary on Tuesday, Jun 23, 2009 in hail hail | 2 Comments
It’s the gift that will never ever stop giving.
By Mary on Monday, Jun 22, 2009 in cheap distraction | 0 Comments
By Mary on Sunday, Jun 21, 2009 in approved, cheap distraction, music, the meaning of christmas | 0 Comments
Well well, remember the second tag on this post? Yeah, looks like someone I work with was on that concept months ago. (Click the link and scroll down to resolution #7.) And no, I hadn’t noticed that post before, but it’s pretty clearly a sign from the universe.
ps. Mary, did you wake up this morning and start googling “rock opera” + “Lehman Brothers” “Bear Stearns,” almost before the coffee started brewing? MAYBE. POSSIBLY. Not telling.
By Mary on Friday, Jun 19, 2009 in a worthy ponder, cheap distraction, notes from the trenches, politricks, ugh | 3 Comments
Obviously — obviously — I saw and bookmarked the WaPo “where is he now” story on John Edwards. And obviously (obviously!) I made mental note of the money quote:
Yet as he spends his days in his family’s mansion on the outskirts of Chapel Hill, N.C., Edwards can’t help but fret about how Washington and the country are getting on in his absence.
That John Edwards! Always thinking of others, etc. etc.